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Urine Luck If This Battery Dies
from the not-that-kind-of-juice dept
Physicists in Singapore have developed a new battery fueled by human urine, intending it for use in disposable health-care kits for rural areas. The mind boggles at all of the other potential applications, though, and as Cellular-News points, out, could bring a whole new meaning to "emergency" phone calls. Think of all the products it could power, like the Sony PisSP or the Apple iPeed.
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puns
puns puns puns PUNS PUNS TOO MANY PUNS AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: puns
Thats TOO many puns for Friday the 13th. Its just not good karma.
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Re: puns
Please post these to your sister site, pundirt.com--kthanx
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awesome!
so now when i pee on my phone, no one will complain of the smell! its POWER!!
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Gunpowder
It’s that how they came up with gunpowder (i.e. Saltpeter), many moons ago – pissing on manure?
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Re: Gunpowder
Gun powder & batteries... Everything needed to wage a decent war can be found within your bladder.
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The Matrix
We really could be batteries!!! Had any Deja Vu lately?
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Food?
I'm still waiting for urinal cakes to actually taste like cake :(
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Re: Food?
hehehe. A famous magician(among magicians anyway) by the name of Jay Sankey has a routine where he fakes eating one of those. He's a very sick human and whatever you do, don't make eye contact..hehe. Anyway, it's one of the best gags I've ever seen.
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woah
think of this: the first urine-powered porta-pottie, which harnesses the power of your urine to pump your waste into a seperate holding tank, preventing all those funky smells in the john!!!
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No Subject Given
what will they think of next???
computers that run on pee???
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Re: No Subject Given
The next design is a space ship that runs on pee. Just get ur pee on and cruise through space.
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I'm just recharging it!
Well, next time you drop your phone in the pisser you've got a good fallback excuse...
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Peephone?
Urinal phone anybody?
A whole new meaning to “The call of nature”
A whole new way of powering drunken phone calls at 3:00 AM
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Re: Peephone?
nice.
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It won't work...
...if you drink enough water to keep those ions diluted. You know the old saying... if it's yellow, charge the battery. If it's clear, flush it down.
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Enter the Matrix
Based on the above startling scientific discovery and subsequent capitalization of this majorscientific advancement, the Wachowski brothers have decided to redo the Matrix. The new movie will use human unrination as the main power source for the "Source". Keaneu Reeves could not be reached for comment and has rumored to have been replaced by long time fetish Porn Star I.P. Daily.
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Re: Enter the Matrix
the huge matrix fan that I am, lmfao
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hell yea
hmm makes sense considering urine is alot like the types of chemicals in batteries. now they just have to figure a way to power a car with it
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i just farted
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