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Internet Culture Makes Formerly Fine License Plate Obscene

from the way-to-go,-internet dept

For many years, of course, it's been common for internet users to make use of various shortcuts or acronyms to make common phrases much faster to type. While this "txt" speak may not harm anyone's grammar skills it has certainly introduced some new "words" into every day use. As submitted by Jon, it seems that's a problem for the 74-year-old woman in Ohio who had the vanity license plate: NWTF. To her, it meant "NorthWood Tree Farm," the business she owns. Apparently the youngsters at the motor vehicle bureau identified it more closely with internet usage of "wtf," usually meaning "what the f***." The N presents a bit of a problem, as it doesn't appear that many people use "nwtf," so the motor vehicle bureau just tacked on a "now" before the wtf -- and then rejected her renewal application for the license plate she's had for about a decade, telling her it broke the rules for obscenity on vanity plates. Of course, the folks at the National Wild Turkey Federation may have a thing or two to say about that.

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  1. NWTF?

    by Reid Leake - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:44am

    Great - NWTF am I supposed to do?

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  2. First Post

    by Louis - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:46am

    A phrase springs to mind... oh yes...

    wtf?

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  3. Aargh

    by Louis - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:46am

    Scratch the First post bit

    WTF!

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  4. by Banditofnovernetold - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:57am

    doesnt motor vehicals have anything better to do???
    Now wtf are they going to do when someone wants a license plate stating wwjd?

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  5. NWTF???

    by Wolfger - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 2:31am

    Since when did an acronym become obscenity? Attention all custom plate seekers: the following letters shall no longer be permitted:
    A, B, C, D, F, G, H, J, N, P, S, T.

    (I know... probably all 26 letters have swear words associated with them. That's all I could come up with on short notice at 5 AM)

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  6. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 2:32am

    ....turkeys alright...

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  7. HAHA!

    by Andrew Strasser - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 2:39am

    yeh NWTF???

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  8. Re:

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 2:46am

    Yeah, WTFWJD?

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  9. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 2:51am

    Does anyone else find it funny that her last name is Nip(p)le?

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  10. Ha! I predicted this!

    by Myself - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 3:59am

    Except my plan was to plate-squat on words and acronyms that I predicted would become vulgar in a few years, even to the point of "seeding" them in the public consciousness (bribing TV producers, etc) to hasten the change.

    Why? Just for fun...

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  11. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 4:57am

    so start seeding. what other acronyms you got?

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  12. by Fun Guy - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 5:14am

    Lets make the number one (1) obscene. We can start using it over the internet as txt speek for the finger.

    IMGuyA: NWTF r u gonna do about it?

    IMGuyB: 1

    IMGuyA: O NO U DIDN"T!!

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  13. She should have 'NIPLE' as her License Plate...

    by Mau - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 5:57am

    Then I SOOOOO want to see the DMV tell her that they can't do that because her last name is obscene!!!!

    Then she could definitely get away with her NWTF.

    WTF!!!!

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  14. by Ryan - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 6:04am

    "so start seeding. what other acronyms you got?" ... I Got a Bunch here: www.noslang.com

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  15. only solution

    by s - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 6:16am

    FTW

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  16. Typical GovThink

    by John Galt - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 6:37am

    So typical of government-think... mental midgets trying to control our lives. NWTF does our US Constitution say? Oh yeah, something about freedom of speech. (doh!)

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  17. Bigger Government Anyone?

    by Rush - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 6:53am

    Let's see ... isn't Ohio the state the Kerry moonbats claim Kerry actually won?

    Love those Democrats!!

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  18. Re: Bigger Government Anyone?

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:05am

    yeah, they may claim kerry won, but look what happened with a bush state.

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  19. WTF?

    by heavyw8t - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:13am

    The can KMA!

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  20. GET OFF MY LAWN!

    by chris - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:19am

    you crazy kids with your internets!!

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  21. Plates

    by MD - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:45am

    No one complains about the "FUQ 2EH" on Canadian plates...

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  22. A friend of mine...

    by Brad - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:46am

    has a plate that reads "3475H17"

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  23. by rudedawg - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:47am

    NOW WTF!

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  24. Re: A friend of mine...

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 7:56am

    can someone please explain what this means?

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  25. what is the internet?

    by charlie potatoes - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:03am

    well, i'll tell you...it's a series of tubes. It is not a truck you can put stuff on...just a series of tubes.

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  26. Re: Re: A friend of mine...

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:03am

    3=e
    4=a
    7=t
    5=s

    I am sure you can get the rest...

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  27. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:04am

    has a plate that reads "3475H17"

    means 3=E 4=A 7=T
    therefore 347 = "EAT"...

    5=S H=H 1=I 7=T...

    You do the math...

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  28. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:06am

    All Your Plates Are Belong To Us.

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  29. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:25am

    don't make me turn the hose on you! now keep off my internet!

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  30. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:29am

    what is this "internet" you are speaking of?

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  31. Re:

    by Louis - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:35am

    Teh internets, you know? Its what made us stupid.

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  32. Re: Re: Bigger Government Anyone?

    by DittoBox - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 8:57am

    Screwed royally either way. Too bad there aren't other parties...oh, wait, there are!

    I just wish more people actually realised how bad the current goons are.

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  33. by Fun Guy - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 9:20am

    1

    That's all I gotta say to the Ohio DMV

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  34. Stupid!

    by Lay Person - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 9:29am

    Who cares!

    Vanity plates are a stupid idea anyway!

    -often they are too personal that no one can even understand their meaning.

    -If you can understand them, they are just stupid.

    -If you break the law, you are too easy to identify with vanity plates.

    -Vanity plates are more often than not associated with being vain.

    So what is the point of vanity plates other than more funds to be misappropriate!

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  35. Faulty Math

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 9:32am

    Regarding: 3475H17
    I've read through these posts and came up with:

    "Eat shfingert"

    NWTF?

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  36. No Misappropriated funds HERE!

    by BLARG! - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 10:35am

    In GA vanity plates are actually pretty cheap. It's the Ad-Velorum (sp?) tax that really bites your arse.

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  37. Re: No Misappropriated funds HERE!

    by Lay Person - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 10:48am

    ad valorem

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  38. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 12:52pm

    VAT

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  39. by anonymous - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:12pm

    (.)(.)

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  40. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 1:48pm

    QQ

    (.)(.)

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  41. BKDFKP

    by Gem - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 3:51pm

    Funny this, over here in down under land, this has been happening for ages.

    For instance, BKDFKP. None of you know what it means, to us car modifiers, its Back The F** Up, its not offensive to general public because they dont know what it means. However they were taken away because of FK.

    Another one, RAC15T. Race 1st... Taken away because its "Racist" or so they think.

    All in all, nothing new, governments owned an old lady... business as usual to them!

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  42. FTP?

    by Anonymous Coward - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 4:22pm

    How long before the MVB banFTP because they assume it means F The Police?

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  43. So what's new

    by Lawrence D'Oliveiro - Aug 7th, 2006 @ 5:22pm

    Is this so different from Darkie toothpaste? Once considered a perfectly harmless name, nowadays not so harmless.

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  44. by Anonymous Coward - Aug 8th, 2006 @ 8:53am

    i saw some weird ones locally here
    i saw a random one that had WTF as the last 3 letters
    another random one that had XXX as the last three
    and one that had WTH as the last three

    as a computer guy i also notice ones that have
    DSL, PHP, ASP, and probably half a dozen other computer acronyms i cant remember atm

    oh ya ATM :)

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  45. Literacy and Comprehension

    by Tracer - Aug 8th, 2006 @ 1:59pm

    It is true that language is evolving. Because of the desire for real-time communication, we are constantly searching for shorter, faster ways to say things. These acronyms are a natural product of that change. Unfortunately, when things are not spelled out, misunderstandings become much more likely, as we saw in this case.
    However, my friend and I have made a game of using letters we see on license plates and making words and phrases (some innocent, some not). This proves the point that anything can be viewed as obscene or inflammatory, regardless of the intention of its creator.
    In my opinion, since that plate has not been disputed in the 10 years that she has had it, there should be enough precedent to keep it.

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