Bleeding Edge

Bleeding Edge

by Mike Masnick


Filed Under:
artificial intelligence, knock knock jokes



Can You Teach Computers To Understand Knock-Knock Jokes?

from the knock-knock dept

We were just discussing how difficult it is for computers to handle certain types of tasks, that are often much better suited for human intelligence. However, that won't stop some from trying to program computers to do all sorts of things, with the latest such effort focused on teaching a computer to understand knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock jokes, of course, are usually based on puns, that involve recognizing how a word is being misused for the sake of humor. It's easy (if groan-inducing) for humans, but extremely difficult for computers. The idea, it seems, is that figuring out how to teach computers to understand humor could go a long way in figuring out ways to program stronger artificial intelligence. At least that's the theory. Of course, this isn't the first time we've talked about computers and their senses of humor. Back in 2001, when some researchers set up a program to pull a Monty Python and find the world's funniest joke -- for a long time, the leading entry was written by a computer (though, eventually the computer-written joke was eclipsed by a human-written joke).

16 Comments | Leave a Comment..

 
 

Reader Comments

(Flattened / Threaded)

    Sep 12th, 2007 @ 8:49am
  • Culture Specific

    by dorpus

    As multilingual people know, humor tends to be very culture-specific. I bet it would be harder to explain a knock-knock joke to a Chinese or Japanese speaker than to a computer.

    Many jokes that are extremely funny to Americans make no sense, even to other English speakers.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 9:22am
  • I'll write the other end.

    by Buzz

    public class JokeResponse
    {
    ___public static void main(String[] args)
    ___{
    ______new JokeResponse().go();
    ___}

    ___public void go()
    ___{
    ______while (1) System.out.println("ha");
    ___}
    }

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 9:48am
  • Don't forget that

    by ibmihs

    The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Heinlein)

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 9:54am
  • I'm going to patent the concept of teaching computers to understand knock-knock jokes! Better yet, how about I just patent the process of telling a knock-knock joke!

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 10:31am
  • I actually laughed...

    by TheDock22

    I like the computer generated joke: "What kind of murderer has moral fibre? a cereal killer." It got a laugh around the office, so I think it's possible to teach a computer humor to some degree.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 10:36am
  • by matt

    I doubt this one is difficult, I think it'd be harder to create a psychoanalytical computer than one that can essentially put together a simple sentence structure:

    aka knock knock
    who's there
    x
    x y?
    x z
    correlated x/y/z.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 10:43am
  • by Anonymous Coward

    "Knock knock!"

    "Who's there?"

    "9/11"

    "9/11 who?"

    "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

    "I don't get it."

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 10:58am
  • Started fallowing the links...

    by Chronno S. Trigger

    Not an easy task since most sites outside of techdirt don't keep their files as far back as 2001 but I found the worlds funniest joke.

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

    I was hoping for a Monty Python thing where I read it and had a heart attack.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 11:41am
  • You forgot...

    by Anonymous Coward

    Who cares?

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 11:57am
  • Easy

    by James

    Computer prompts the user, "How do you keep a moron waiting?", user clicks on prompt and computer maxes CPU utilization to 100%.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 12:20pm
  • by Anonymous Coward

    There is no such thing as the world's funniest joke, because everybody has a different sense of humor. Many things may be outright hilarious to one person and downright boring to another. There is no "absolute" type of funny.

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

    • Sep 12th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
    • Re:

      by Robert

      There is no such thing as the world's funniest joke, because everybody has a different sense of humor. Many things may be outright hilarious to one person and downright boring to another. There is no "absolute" type of funny.

      That's the point... dufus.

      (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

    Sep 13th, 2007 @ 3:21am
  • lateral thinking

    by mike allen

    Of course they want computers to have a sense of humor So come the machine wars robot V humans due around 2050 they can laugh as they kill us

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

  • Oct 2nd, 2008 @ 4:14pm
  • by Anonymous Coward

    CAN A COMPUTER BE TRAINED TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN EMOTION

    (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

    • Dec 1st, 2008 @ 4:20am
    • Re:

      by jim

      There is no such thing as the world's funniest joke, because everybody has a different sense of humor. Many things may be outright hilarious to one person and downright boring to another. There is no "absolute" type laptop AC adapter of funny.

      (reply to this comment) (link to this comment)

Add Your Comment

Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now.
Get Techdirt’s Daily Email
Plain Text HTML
Save me a cookie
  • Plain Text: A CRLF will be replaced by break <br> tag, all other allowable HTML is intact
  • HTML: No formatting of any kind is done without explicitly being written in
  • Allowed HTML Tags: <b> <i> <p> <a> <em> <br> <strong> <blockquote> <hr> <tt>
Close
Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now.
Get Techdirt’s Daily Email
Plain Text HTML Save me a cookie

Search Techdirt
And now, a word from our Sponsors..



Subscribe to Techdirt's Daily Email Newsletter

Techdirt's Daily Email Newsletter

Related Stories
Close
E-mail It